Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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They both love clubbin'

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What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

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What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso