Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

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What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.