Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood