Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.