Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.