Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.