Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.