Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.