Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.