Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places