Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.