Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

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How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places