Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Previous Random Joke Next
Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Princess Leia Jokes More Princess Leia Jokes

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Alderaan Jokes More Alderaan Jokes

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Alderaan Place Jokes More Alderaan Place Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!