Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish