Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!