Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99