Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

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Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!