How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...