How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.