How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50