How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.