What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)