What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)