We're Finnished."
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It was an explosive success
They throw a boat at it.
It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Launch
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Toucan play at that game
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
The store guard.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
Bordercross
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Christmas in July
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
The Bannisters
Getting that good D
My daughter: that's a secret
More than the capital of the UK.
Throw it into a wood chipper.
He only sold left wings.
