Launch Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

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What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Scud Missile Jokes More Scud Missile Jokes

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Challenger Jokes More Challenger Jokes

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

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What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make