We're Finnished."
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It was an explosive success
They throw a boat at it.
It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Launch
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Toucan play at that game
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
You matter.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
Hydrogen mide.
The planes kept Stalin.
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
They have a sad history of not finishing off races.
Because you have to hollow out the head.
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.
Isisicles
more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!
