Launch Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Scud Jokes More Scud Jokes

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Astrophysicist Jokes More Astrophysicist Jokes

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

Scud Missile Jokes More Scud Missile Jokes

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

Fermi Jokes More Fermi Jokes

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

Cheerio Jokes More Cheerio Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!