Launch Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Blast Jokes More Blast Jokes

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Cheerio Jokes More Cheerio Jokes

What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.