Launch Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Finnishe Jokes More Finnishe Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Challenger Jokes More Challenger Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure