Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.