Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.