What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Previous Random Joke Next
Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !