What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver?

Because she is dead.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.