Because she is a woman
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You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY
The braille left her lips numb.
Because she's a woman.
Because she is dead.
By leaving a plunger in the toilet
She answered the iron.
Corduroy.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
She was wearing mittens.
Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.
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She was shouting for help.
Neither of them got to sea!
The volleyball net.
Because she's dead.
Her dog was blind too
every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
the floor
Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet
She is a woman.
Hellen Keller
Clawing at the lid of the coffin.
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
They're stuck at C for years
Because their Zoos ran out of room.
The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
Chewsday
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
The telephone rang while she was ironing.
An ironing board.
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Ripostes them
An Ig !
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Because he was a cagey bee agent.