What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.