What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she is a woman

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.