What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.