What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.