Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person?

Caution- Hot surface' in braille.