Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.