Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

She is a woman.

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.