What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!