What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!