What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.