What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.