What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.