What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.