Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.