What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!