What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.