What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.