What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..