Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.