Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

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How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.