It swept with his girlfriend :P
The roof.
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
Three way.
It's the final condom... Ta da da da...
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
It was sweepy.
Get a broom.
The ocean.
It over swept
And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Because he felt like bacon. :P
P-p-p-poke her face.
