What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What is the difference between Susan Boyle and a aircondtioner?

An aircondtior can be hot

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What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..