What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.