What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?

See you next month!

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.