What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Mama Jokes More Mama Jokes

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.