What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.