What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.