What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Mama Jokes More Mama Jokes

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.