What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.