What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Mama Jokes More Mama Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.