Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.