A: So he could look like his mama.
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !
AgF
European!
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Because their knee grows.
One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.
A: It matches their mustaches.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
