Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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He wanted tequila.

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By looking out the kitchen window.

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Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where does the red fern grow?

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Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.