Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!