Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Fret Jokes More Fret Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!