Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.