Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.