Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.