Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.