Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.