Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Nobody knows yet.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
The lightbulb works fine...
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
Pull the pin and throw it back
None, he fell.
Because he was always in a cent.
A coin to scratch it with.
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
One mucks around in fountains.