Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Why can't they just say Six
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
A flat minor.
A banana split!
I'm in a cent.
Because it makes cents (sense).
A coin!
There was some money in the kitty !
One mucks around in fountains.