Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains