Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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This is non-cents!

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.