When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
With an Al-Gore-rithm
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
A pocket full of shells.
Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!
A coin to scratch it with.
Meme
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
