Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.