How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

What do coins call each other?

Money-gga.