How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !