How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.