Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
To cut the corners!
Your lawn won't cut itself.
Purrfect
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
Money-gga.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second