How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.