How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number