How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.