How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs