How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.