How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".