How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

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How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands