How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

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How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.