How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence