Because they literally can't even.
A broken nose.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
They can't even.
Because they've literally been running around all day
I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."