Odd Number Jokes

Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

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Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do white girls like odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers??

cuz they can't even!!!!

Why do white girls group in odd numbers?

because they

Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls have groups in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

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