What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

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Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger