What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers