What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.