What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight