What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.