His amp.
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Give him sheet music.
the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Russel
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
One of them has papers.
nothing
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs
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Sigourney "Weaver" :P
The sun exists.
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Cotton balls
because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Hammer Deodorant car?
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
You never get tired of seeing them again & again ...
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
Facebook?
The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy
Snowballs.
An Aristotalitarian Regime.
dead walkers
Their odds of winning are the same
Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
A coconut!
I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face
Are & Be
Mountains peak.
a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
