What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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