What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!