What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.