What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Scotland Jokes More Scotland Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland