What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.