What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.