What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.