What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What do Michael Jackson and Mervyn's have in common?

They're both dead.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.