What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

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Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea