What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.