What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety