What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

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What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.