What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.