Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Because he was outstanding in his field
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
I'm like, 'Your husband'
To look sharp
He wanted rich milk!
Because he was outstanding in his field.
They get chapped lips
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
Because their stalks are always growing.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
Because Y so serious
Because it gives them square roots
It made him wed his plants!
anonagon.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
