What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.