Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!