What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.