What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !