What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !