What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.