What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"