What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.