What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"