What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.