How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Geek Jokes More Geek Jokes

What do you call a dumb nerd?

A geek.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"