How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Geek Jokes More Geek Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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