Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
Lieutenant
A barrel organ.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Because he had low elf esteem.
Some old stuff just got dug up
I'd best be leafing.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper
A geek.