How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Geek Jokes More Geek Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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