How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper

Geek Jokes More Geek Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do you call a dumb nerd?

A geek.