How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Depressing

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Geek Jokes More Geek Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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