What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.