What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn