What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.