What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.