How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.