How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !