What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.