What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.