What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope