Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C