Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

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What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

What is a rift valley?

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What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.