Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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Men, get on the boat."

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C