What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.