What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!