What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.