What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride