What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack