What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)