What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride