Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.