Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10