Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.