Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.