Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire