Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.